Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
Do you talk to any of your exes? Or want to?
Yeah! :3 I talk to a couple here & there or see them but some I don’t. But there’s always reasoning for that.
plot twist black is the new orange
Isaiah Henkel (via lovequotesrus)